1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2009 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? (my favorite)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Fri 2 Oct 2009
Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under SMS in Hindi
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Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.-
Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi..
Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai..
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte,
had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte,
jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se,
une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .
Fri 2 Oct 2009
Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under SMS in Hindi
[2] Comments
Aag muhabbat ki Dil me jalaye rakhana,
thodi si tadap dil me bachaye rakhana,
kat jayega jald hi yah judai ka safar,
bus sms per apane aap ko jamaye rakhana.
Fri 25 Sep 2009
Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under SMS in Hindi
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Main tod leta agar wo gulab hoti ,
main dekh leta agar wo khawab hoti ,
yu to sab jante hai me nasha nahi karta
magar fir bhi pi leta agar wo sharab hoti …
Aaj To Hum Maut Ki Dua Kar Ke Roye Hain
Dobara Aaj Khuda Se Gila Kar Ke Roye Hain
Kyon Na Likh Saka Tu Us Ko Taqdeer Mein Meri
Yeh Aik Khayal Soch Kar Phir Hum Roye Hain.
Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye
Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye
Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??
Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye.
Hum ko to muskranay ki Aadat si hai
Ansoon ko Chupanay ki Aadat si hai
Duwa na hi Dawa Kaam kerti Hai hum per..
Ab to Zakhm Khanay ki Aadat si Hai..
Paane se khone ka maza aur hai
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai
Dear Members:
If you like our mails then please forward
this mail to your friends so they can also enjoy our Grouply mails.
Thu 24 Sep 2009
Kanjoos Makkhi Chooos
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Jokes , SMS in Hindi
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Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
************ ********* ********* ********* *****
A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:To phir baju wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
************ ********* ********* *********
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
************ ********* ********* ********
Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay
************ ********* ********* *******
A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Sohan Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Sohan Bhai Died – Suzuki for Sale .
************ ********* ********* ******
Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm
************ ********* ********* ********* ***
Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
************ ********* ********* *******
EK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON
************ ********* ********* ********* ***
Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda..
Bhavana Baraiya
Tue 22 Sep 2009
Friendship Shayari
Posted by Rahul under Dosti SMS in Hindi , Hindi Friendship SMS , SMS in Hindi
[3] Comments
friendship shayari
Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai,
jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti…
Arvind Kumar Nigam
Tue 22 Sep 2009
Shayari SMS
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Shayari , SMS in Hindi
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Dariya wafao ka kabhi rukta nahi…
Mohabbat mey kabhi insaan jhukta nahi…
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi k liye….
or wo sochtey hai ki dil humara dukhta nahi….
Door rehkr bhi kareeb rahne ki Aadat hai,Yaad banker Aankhon se behne ki Aadat hai…
Kareeb na hotey hue bhi Apne kareeb paoge,Mujhe ahsaas banker rehne ki Aadat hai…….
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2009 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? (my favorite)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Fri 2 Oct 2009
Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under SMS in Hindi
Comments Off
Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.-
Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi..
Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai..
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte,
had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte,
jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se,
une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .
Fri 2 Oct 2009
Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under SMS in Hindi
[2] Comments
Aag muhabbat ki Dil me jalaye rakhana,
thodi si tadap dil me bachaye rakhana,
kat jayega jald hi yah judai ka safar,
bus sms per apane aap ko jamaye rakhana.
Fri 25 Sep 2009
Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under SMS in Hindi
Comments Off
Main tod leta agar wo gulab hoti ,
main dekh leta agar wo khawab hoti ,
yu to sab jante hai me nasha nahi karta
magar fir bhi pi leta agar wo sharab hoti …
Aaj To Hum Maut Ki Dua Kar Ke Roye Hain
Dobara Aaj Khuda Se Gila Kar Ke Roye Hain
Kyon Na Likh Saka Tu Us Ko Taqdeer Mein Meri
Yeh Aik Khayal Soch Kar Phir Hum Roye Hain.
Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye
Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye
Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??
Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye.
Hum ko to muskranay ki Aadat si hai
Ansoon ko Chupanay ki Aadat si hai
Duwa na hi Dawa Kaam kerti Hai hum per..
Ab to Zakhm Khanay ki Aadat si Hai..
Paane se khone ka maza aur hai
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai
Dear Members:
If you like our mails then please forward
this mail to your friends so they can also enjoy our Grouply mails.
Thu 24 Sep 2009
Kanjoos Makkhi Chooos
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Jokes , SMS in Hindi
Comments Off
Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
************ ********* ********* ********* *****
A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:To phir baju wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
************ ********* ********* *********
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
************ ********* ********* ********
Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay
************ ********* ********* *******
A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Sohan Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Sohan Bhai Died – Suzuki for Sale .
************ ********* ********* ******
Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm
************ ********* ********* ********* ***
Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
************ ********* ********* *******
EK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON
************ ********* ********* ********* ***
Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda..
Bhavana Baraiya
Tue 22 Sep 2009
Friendship Shayari
Posted by Rahul under Dosti SMS in Hindi , Hindi Friendship SMS , SMS in Hindi
[3] Comments
friendship shayari
Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti,
har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti,
na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai,
jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti…
Arvind Kumar Nigam
Tue 22 Sep 2009
Shayari SMS
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Shayari , SMS in Hindi
1 Comment
Dariya wafao ka kabhi rukta nahi…
Mohabbat mey kabhi insaan jhukta nahi…
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi k liye….
or wo sochtey hai ki dil humara dukhta nahi….
Door rehkr bhi kareeb rahne ki Aadat hai,Yaad banker Aankhon se behne ki Aadat hai…
Kareeb na hotey hue bhi Apne kareeb paoge,Mujhe ahsaas banker rehne ki Aadat hai…….
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